Week 1 Recap: MR. MCGIBBLETS VS. RED HEADED STEPCHILD

Mike Mintz distances himself from his Mike Mintz Award reputation (that I alone have championed) and wins in the biggest blowout of the week.  The most surprising thing about this is Hemrick scored only 110 points and still avoided the biggest blowout.

Let’s see how Mike did it.  Going into the season we thought (I thought?) running backs were his strength, but Spiller and TRich but shat the proverbial bed.  Instead, QBs Andy Dalton and Matt Schaub were very good as was Jason Witten.  His WRs, also very strong on paper, actually came through.  Larry Fitz and Brandon Marshall look like #1’s and Mike Williams Tampa Bay amazing got 15 points in what might’ve been the worst football game ever played.   All of which led to a very nice 189 points with two of his best players doing nothing. 

Now to Bryan.  His running backs did what they were supposed to, hooray Bry.  The bad news is we also have to play wide receivers.  Go ahead and add up their point total….I’ll wait…………………………… what took you so long?  Amazingly Brandon Myers put up 19 points in garbage time but really this story begins and ends with the WRs.  If Roddy White gets healthy though and RGIII comes around for Garcon, he could be ok.  He might wanna call Mike though and work something out.