Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Week 1 Recap: 1 MANNING 1 DESIRE VS. THE HOLO WHAT?


1M1D could not hold onto a big Thursday night lead and fell to the now first-place The Holo What?  Personally, I liked Joe better before he was a millionaire and worked for a living and never paid attention to fantasy. 

I’m not keeping track nor will I go back to look, but I can’t imagine any three WRs scored more than Joe’s.  What the fuck is with Anquan Boldin?  There’s no other receiver on the whole team?  Is that what I’m to understand?  Hold on:


There’s some other names there….can they throw it to them at all?  What an asshole that guy is.  If you told me on Friday that Tom Brady and Arian Foster would finish below 20 points each, I’d bet all the money I don’t have.  But Anquan Fucking Boldin.  What the fuck man.  What the fuck.


As for me, I’ve addressed the flex position by getting Andy Luck.  Now I just need a running back, some wide receivers and maybe a tight end.  I’m officially open for business. The Paul Cipriano Award is not making me feel better.

1 comment:

  1. I assume the consolation prize of spending Thanksgiving and Christmas with your parents will have to suffice. It was satisfying to see that favorite/underdog bar flip.

    Since this parity town I'll take all the points I can get in preparation for the inevitable log jam in the standings by week 7.

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