Yesterday was Ryan Hemrick's birthday, which got me thinking: what if all we knew about life, about birth, was a lie? What if there was really some "others" walking among us. Others who are not people but rather............ALIENS!!!!!!
I spoke to Dr. Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, who is not an actual doctor, and asked him those very questions above. He said it was possible, even likely, that many years ago aliens came and visited the first Thanksgiving. After enjoying a nice dinner of turkey, corn and cats (aliens love cats, just ask Alf), Dr. Tsoukalos believes the aliens took a Native American woman aboard their space ship.
The real first Thanksgiving
It is believed from there, aliens learned to clone themselves in the image of humans and are likely living among us. The purpose? One cannot be sure, but there are those who believe Independence Day will look like a documentary one day.
OBAMA!! Duck!!!
Seems crazy right? But luckily for us we have our own amateur alien connoisseur, Mr. Ryan Hemrick, who has had two category one UFO sightings in his lifetime. But what if there is proof that some aliens still visit?
Alien spotted in Canada
Above is a picture seemingly proving they have come back and visited as recently as last year. Based on the evidence presented here, I think any sane person would have to question everything. Are there people you know, people you may even love, that are aliens?
Dr. Tsoukalos, who's not a real doctor, thinks its possible. Amateur Alienist Ryan Hemrick thinks it's possible. This kid:
...thinks it's possible.
On this day, the day after Hemrick's birthday, take a second to think, open your eyes, and consider what Dr. Tsoukalos said here: are we alone?
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(side note: THIS IS THE 100TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Im wondering how many more birthdays i will last before the aliens invade
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