Week 2 Preview

Here is a quick (I got work to do assholes) look at the upcoming week:

Looking to get his first win with Alf Morris, Brown could not have been happy to see 21.75 from Scott's D.  David Wilson gets the Coughlin treatment from Brown.  All 4 starting running backs ate a dick in week 1, bu their WRs were on fire.  Should be a tight matchup.  Word is Scott sent some 'sandwiches' to CJ2K,while Brown is thinking about atoning for his sins.  Way to be proactive Scott.  Prediction: Scott wins.

Hey Hemrick, you know what the difference is between champ and chump?  U! Ha!  Hemrick's team was a big steaming pile of shit in week 1.  He'll try to put together an effort more befitting a Sandwich Fest Champion this week.  He's taking on the new master of the smack talk, Mike Mintz.  Hide your facebook pictures Hemrick.  I'm going to assume Mike can beat a steaming pile of shit.  Prediction: Mintz.

This is the battle of the millionaires.  Except one has it in cash and the other in debt.  Fortunately, you can't buy your way to Sandwich Fest Championship.  The Tom Brady Show had it's lowest rating in years which made Tom Brady do this:

James' two QBs should light it up this week, but his two running backs are in trouble playing against those defenses.  I think Joe still has enough to get by.  Prediction: Joe.

Still no Lacy in my Facey, and I cannot thank you enough for that Matt/Sean.  Not really in love with my team here, except for those QBs.  Man that is sexy.  Lamar Miller though?  Ehhhh.  Tavon Austin?  Ehhhh.  Luckily Lamar Miller only needs 4 points to equal Ridley.  One more week of not starting Lacy and I'm going to order a name change.  Those two Falcons and Eagles (the 4 birds?  nah, that's terrible, forget I said anything) scare me though and they'll put up a ton of points.  I hate to do this but...prediction:  Matt/Sean (or is it just Matt?)

The smack talk just keeps raining down on Bry, but if Hill would direct his attention to that WR3 spot, he'll see all the smack talk Bry needs.  This puts Hill slightly behind, but Wes Welker could get close to offsetting that.  The teams are pretty even, but I like Bry's backs better and his flex.  Plus that head start is nice.  Hill, it might be time to consider getting off the Antonio Brown bandwagon.  Prediction: Bry.