Monday Implications

Here's a very scaled down version for two reasons: I'm not at work so it's not as easy to cut/paste/type.  Secondly, GTA V, which I'm in the middle of playing right now.

Also vicodin.


Anyway, here we go:

Bryan needs 9.14 points from Darren Sproles to tie me as Dwayne Bowe continues to fuck with me.  His replacement in my lineup got hurt, and Bry's kicker (goskowski) chipped in 14 points to get him to a place where he's now the favorite to win.  I'll need pretty serious luck to get away with a win here, but Sproles has been a little slow to start off the year.  Bry will win this though, probably in the first half, and possibly the first quarter.

This one could be fun.  James is trailing Matt/Sean by 64 points.  Tonight he has four players going, two with each team.  Those players are Mike Wallace, Marques Colston and Brian Hartline. Oh yea, and Drew Brees.  This is going to be a torturous game for Matt/Sean, holding their breath with each pass from each team, the anxiety growing with every completion, until that one moment, where they know the inevitable is at hand, that James, and his ridiculous fantasy luck, will defeat them and continue on for another week.

Finally there's the tightest match of the week, Hemrick vs Scott.  We were monitoring this (I should say Brown kept going "yo this Hemrick-Scott match is TIGHT BRO." He was right.) and noticed the lead changed hands a bunch and the score was always close.  It looks like Scott will take it in the end, but has a little more work to do, needing 2 points from Charles Clay.  Actually it's like 1.8 points, which, if you're scoring at home, is one 8 yard catch.  Good luck Hemrick.

That's it from the commish today on what I've now nicknamed, Grand Theft Vicodin Monday!