Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Week 1 Recap: PROMNITEDUMPSTERBABY VS DEZ NUTS!


In what turned out to be the closest game of the weekend, Hill went down on Brown and came up with a mouthful of points (because they’re gay together).

Brown started off promisingly enough and was hanging tough against Hill who had some solid Thursday night performances.  Unfortunately for Brown, he fell just short.  His WR’s dominated, with Jordy Nelson looking especially promising in that game.  It’s obvious here what killed him.  A disastrous performance by David Wilson cemented the win for Mr. Hill (kind of).  James Graham also caught only one TD, which puts him behind his projected pace of 65 TDs.  Expect them to come in bunches soon.

Hill was doing just fine after the Sunday afternoon games and still had Dez Bryant and RGIII to go.  Luckily for him, Dez Bryant shit the bed, but didn’t make as much of a mess as David Wilson.  RGIII then got off to a rough start Monday night, which must’ve had Hill shitting a brick, since Brown still had the Texans D.  But RGIII hit his stride in the 2nd half and put up a very respectable score.  James Cameron also out James’d James Graham, which is like seeing a solar eclipse (it won’t happen often).


Mr. Hill gets off to a nice start, while Mr. Brown’s retooled roster will look to bounce back against Balls Deep.

1 comment:

  1. yes.. week 1 and I was pacing/standing up the last 18 mins of the game every time Washington had the ball

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