Week 7 Recap

Will the commish go into hiding with a 1-6 record?  No.  He will hold his head high and attempt to finish this season strong!  Or something.  Actually this will be pretty light, because I'm busy and also I'm 1-6.

Speaking of shitty teams, hey, look at Brown's team.  He allowed Bry win with a pretty unspectacular score.  Bry has some power rankings all ready to go, I bet I know who #1 is in his head (even though the standings say otherwise).  That Vincent Jackson pick up is working nicely, although he did give up Knowshon and is now a little running back light, considering AP is shitty now.  He gets Sproles back this week though.

Brown lost Reggie Wayne, which is devastating.  Also devastating? His overall point total.  Also his Judaism. And Martellus Bennett.  This is all pretty depressing.

Joe gets a much needed win to get himself back into a playoff spot and pull ahead of Mintz, knocking him down to 7th.  Don't worry guys, I'm thinking of expanding the playoffs to 10 teams this year.  I mean, we're in a new age where nobody loses and everyone gets a trophy right?

Anyway, Joe's new Peyton Manning pickup paid off for him and so did Danny Woodhead.  The team that gave them up must've been pretty good huh?  (nope).  Jerm Finley did not work out so well, but he did get Jordan Reed so that should carry him.  If his WR's produce, he should make the playoffs.

I told Mike last night, his team was awesome in Week negative 1.  Preseason rankings probably had Mike pretty high, but nothing shows how short his guys have fallen quite like first around picks Trent Richardson and CJ Spiller combining for 5.4 points.  Wow.  At least Red Tom Brady is back.

Gotta be honest, everything has fallen right here for Hemrick.  Blackmon means he doesn't miss VJax.  Knowshon gets a TD every week.  Megatron is coming on.  And his other two Broncos appear to be Manning's favorite targets.  Seems like every couple of weeks the favorites change in this league, but Hemrick is among them right now.

Speaking of favorites changing, Matt/Sean are now 3-4 and in 5th place.  All of a sudden their WRs aren't producing, and their flex QB is now Geno Smith (I think - I looked this morning).  At least Matt Ryan came through with limited options to throw to.

Finally someone failed to hit a decent total against me and I still couldn't win.  Losing Woodhead left me thin at RB and Bernard just isn't cutting it.  Luck was great, but the Tom Brady Show was not and it cost me.

The Cut scored -5 and I still lost.  Ouch.  Hill will need to be better to keep his bye.

Hill Hunter is hanging in there as Scott's free fall will only be cushioned by the crap that is The Tom Brady Show below him.  Not even Chris Givens in the flex could stop Hill Hunter from climbing into 4th place.  Scott lost Doug Martin and is now in even more trouble.  I'm petering out here.  Not much left to say.  This was a pathetic effort, let's be honest.  I'll make up for it next week.  Maybe.  Sorry.  Take it away Bry!