The Tom Brady Show (1-7) died Monday after a long and painful eight week battle with irrelevancy. TTBS seemed healthy and hearty coming into the season; hope and arrogance were high. After the first two weeks TTBS was clearly rattled; we all feared for his well-being, but with a week three rally, it was thought he was out of the woods. Alas, it was not to be so. His condition, and his record, continued to deteriorate. And, despite all attempts to revive him (43 moves), TTBS was lost.
He is survived by eight better and more qualified teams. In lieu of flowers, please leave degrading and insulting comments.
R.I.P "The Tom Brady Show"
Points For: 1156.57
Points Against: 1350.69
Written by Bryan Cox, Eugoogalizer
I guess it's appropriate that my name is spelled wrong.
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