Who is the worst team owner in the league?

What you see below is a draft made by a certain owner in the league.  It's been sitting in the "draft" box for about a month.  Rather than let it sit there, I thought, why not let this see the light of day?  All italics are the commish.

Well we all know I am most consistent FFB Sandwichfest Manager since we started this so who has been the worst?  Here are some options in no particular order

1) Matt/Sean
 1) mainly do each other in the butt
 2) he constantly screams in his emails (see also: Brown, Fame)
 3) his teams have been just subpar (real creative Hill)

side note: excellent dog trainer and loves Little Giants so take that into consideration

2) Mike Mintz?
 1) Questionable drafting strategy - ie. Hearbreak Kid and Tim Hightower?
 2) inventor of the quad box tape.
 3) has he made the playoffs?

3) James Guerriero?
 1) his last name is incredibly hard to spell
 2) Does no research whatsoever
 3) for a while he was doing Yoga over watching football
 4) spent an entire season making a single speed bike instead of watching football.  Side bet: over/under times he's ridden that bike?  The line is 2.

4) Fame Brown
  1) once had a blowout
  2) once drafted Heath Miller instead of Zach Miller
  3) prefers Chinese food over football Sunday.

Id also put Joe on here, but for sympathy reasons, I cant...those dead parents are really paying off for you Joe.  Wouldn't want to be on this list /sarcasm.  (but seriously Joe, read one draft preview in the next two weeks please.)

Thoughts?