Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Ryan Hemrick, Sandwich Fest's Favorite Pastafarian, Arrested In Russia!

Eight people, who refer to themselves as "Pastafarians", were detained by police in Moscow for participating in an unsanctioned protest.

 "Pastafarians" are followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.  They were advocating a boycott of all religious based alcohols (presumably this does not include Vodka, particularly when mixed with Minute Maid Low-Calorie Lemonade).

We have all seen Hemrick give praise to the F.S.M. (no disrespect meant Hemrick) on may occasions during the Sandwich Fest season and at this point his whereabouts are unknown.  We can only assume he has sacrificed for the cause.


If anyone has seen this man, please get a message out to the American Embassy ASAP.

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