Season Is Under Way!

I will have a full recap by the end of the weekend (shooting for Monday) but just wanted to thank everyone for their participation.

Chris Hill was a most gracious host, allowing us to rearrange his entire house.  Thanks Chris.

Jimbo took one for the team and manned the big board again, because, well, he's the best at it.  Thanks James.

Matt, Bry, Scott made a trip that takes more than hour so your dedication is appreciated as well.

Joe Ferencz came through with some fancy meats and cheeses, that shall be feasted upon in Week 1.

And of couse Mike Mintz, who lost his great parking spot to bring us all food.

Brown and Hemrick, you guys were there too.  Thanks for that.

I had a great time and I trust the rest of you did too.  All the rosters are up, so feel free to stare at them for the next 8 days in anticipation.

Sandwich Fest Round 1 Mock

I feel like the night before our actual draft is a good day for a mock draft.  I’ve done only the first round, because it would take too long to do more, but I paid careful attention to tendencies I’ve noticed from you guys over the past four years and coupled that with what the experts are saying this year to form what I think is an accurate forecast.  Will be fun to see how much I get right.

Round 1

1. Bry – RGIII – Bry tries to atone for the trade that cost him his season last year.  He wastes no time.

2. Scott – Chris Johnson – Why wonder if he’ll be there in round 2 when you can get him in round 1?

3. Brown – Ryan Braun – a little unorthodox (or is he Orthodox?) but there’s no Jewish football players, so Brown goes off the board here.

4. Ferencz – Tim Tebow – in a search for answers in life, Joe turns to the Jesus reincarnate.

5. Hill – Eli Manning – after reading the Throwback Thursday, Hill feels the need to once again dedicate himself to the New York Football Giants.

6. Hemrick – Cecil Shorts - this one was tough because Hemrick hates everyone, but he read in the skinny that Shorts was a flame in Week 1 and didn’t want to miss out.

7. Mintz – Ruben Randle - Spurned on his coveted Eli Manning, Mintz decides to break some hearts and stay true to his Giants roots and takes Randle.

8. Sean/Matt – Mike Williams Tampa Bay – Matt: “I like Doug Martin here.”  Sean: “If we’re going to take a Buc (which we have to do), let’s take Michael Clayton" /points to the name on the back of his jersey.  Matt: “He retired in 2007.”  Sean: “Well who’s the new Michael Clayton?”  Matt: “Mike Williams?”  Sean: “WE’LL TAKE MIKE WILLIAMS!”  Matt: /facepalm

9. Commish – Adrian Peterson – Improbably the best player on the board falls to me at 9.  I’m torn here between AP and Aaron Rodgers, or maybe Megatron, but I’ll go with Peterson.

10. James – BenJarvis Green-Ellis – James arrives at the 8:30 draft at 8:45 without any paperwork.  Panicked, he blurts out the only thing he can remember, a catchy nickname, “The Law Firm!” he shouts.  Then whispers “is he good?”

Throwback Thursday | CHRIS HILL: FAKE GIANTS FAN

Also, so you don't have to dig for it: 

http://imkeithhernandez.com/

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Cipriano, Paul C <Paul.C.Cipriano@erac.com>

Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 11:58 AM

You guys may remember from the Week 6 Recap that I questioned Chris Hill's Giants fanhood since he scored a large portion of his points at the expense of his so-called "favorite team."  On the heels of that development comes the scathing allegation that Mr. Hill is actively trying to trade for a certain member of the Cardinals wide receiver corps.  So how much faith does Mr. Hill have in the Giants defense I ask you?  Is this a move a true Giants fan would pull?  I can tell you this receiver is not one of their top 2 and this is very much a matchup deal for this week.  Chris Hill: fake Giants fan.

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Chris Hill <chris.ira.hill@gmail.com>

Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:01 PM

actually Paul....he more then likely will be a top 2 this week because Boldin has a bum ankle and may not play and if so limited... so yes i was making a move on an offense that puts up a ton of yards in the air w. a player who may see alot more activity depending on the severity of Boldins ankle and if it will be lingering. Secondly... ...what happens in trade talk should not be spread throughout the league!

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Guerriero, James - (NYC) <jguerriero@tcco.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:04 PM
To further reinforce this point Paul, is that he says things like "we played well" and "we were super bowl champions". BUT I've never heard him say "we blew it" or "we suck". Those statements usually involve the word "they". Just as a point of reference. Fake fan confirmed. JG

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Cipriano, Paul C <Paul.C.Cipriano@erac.com>

Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:05 PM

you forgot something: actually Paul....he more then likely will be a top 2 this week because Boldin has a bum ankle and may not play and if so limited... so yes i was making a move on an offense that puts up a ton of yards in the air w. a player who may see alot more activity depending on the severity of Boldins ankle and if it will be lingering....AT THE EXPENSE OF MY 'FAVORITE' TEAM.  I'm highly disappointed. And Hill, sometimes those trade rumors leak and there's nothing you can do about it.  If a rumor gets out it should be reported.

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Chris Hill <chris.ira.hill@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:05 PM
no James...actually i do saw we suck.... i have said that plenty of time...so just an FYI that is a bum point james

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Cipriano, Paul C <Paul.C.Cipriano@erac.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:06 PM
I will say that he is consistent with the 'we'

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Guerriero, James - (NYC) <jguerriero@tcco.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:07 PM
The giants don't care about you. I suppose its reciprocal. JG

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Giaimo, Scott <scott.giaimo@credit-suisse.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:06 PM
haha, to be honest i had thought trade proposals could be seen by everyone in league. but i guess its only pending trades. after the recap and the irony though i thought it was worth bringing up.

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Bryan Cox <bryancox0923@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:08 PM
good confirmation

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Chris Hill <chris.ira.hill@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:09 PM
expense of my team as well as future games.... not just the Giants.... its a long term move.

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Chris Hill <chris.ira.hill@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:10 PM
well scott to help you out.. you may want to play him... Boldin didnt practice again.

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Chris Hill <chris.ira.hill@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:12 PM
o and if i had little faith in the Giants...then i wouldnt be playing their defense this week.

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Cipriano, Paul C <Paul.C.Cipriano@erac.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:13 PM
I can only go by the evidence that has been presented thus far.

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Chris Hill <chris.ira.hill@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:14 PM
well i believe that is some evidence, as well as my recent pickup and playing of Manningham

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Hemrick, Ryan J. <Ryan.Hemrick@dcma.mil>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 1:11 PM
All this talk is futile, I love (zohans) mams is going to go undefeated the rest of the season

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Bryan Cox <bryancox0923@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 1:24 PM
Hahaha - I just had one of those moments where you laugh our loud and everyone around u looks at u like ur crazy. Mams going undefeated....ridiculous -- Sent from my mobile device

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Hemrick, Ryan J. <Ryan.Hemrick@dcma.mil>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 1:43 PM
I can't wait till I get another crack at Whammy [Quoted text hidden]

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Chris Hill <chris.ira.hill@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 1:48 PM
Whammy is easy now once Bry came back to manage.... its a joke of a franchise...kinda like the Jets

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Cipriano, Paul C <Paul.C.Cipriano@erac.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 1:49 PM
and he said it like that

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Hemrick, Ryan J. <Ryan.Hemrick@dcma.mil>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 1:50 PM
Whammy is just going to keep sinking, I am envisioning a point total of less than 50 this week

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Chris Hill <chris.ira.hill@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 1:51 PM
Dont worry.. he will be able to suck on your Mams the whole way down

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Bryan Cox <bryancox0923@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 2:22 PM
THAT was weird! last week was a temporary setback - im not concerned - you should be tho

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Hemrick, Ryan J. <Ryan.Hemrick@dcma.mil>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 2:24 PM
You do have gore back , that slave ruined me when we played first

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Bryan Cox <bryancox0923@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 2:35 PM
singletary offers him his freedom before every game if he plays well enough

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Cipriano, Paul C <Paul.C.Cipriano@erac.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 2:36 PM
but alas, he can never play quite well enough can he?

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bryancox0923@gmail.com <bryancox0923@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 2:45 PM
it's just so unfair...

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Guerriero, James - (NYC) <jguerriero@tcco.com>

Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 3:10 PM

Guys, there is a 10 minute mockumentary on Keith Hernandez and his moustache. It has a narrator and basically makes him appear to be the king of the world. Sleeping with hot hoes and blowing coke. Anyone see this and know where I can find it? James Guerriero | Turner Construction = Sports Yankee Stadium Project | Address.20 East 164th Street, Bronx, NY 10452 Cell.646.358.7312 | Office.718.293.8814 x13 | Fax.718.293.8891

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Chris Hill <chris.ira.hill@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 3:13 PM
i used to have it in my email, but taht was months ago

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Guerriero, James - (NYC) <jguerriero@tcco.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 3:14 PM
Start digging James Guerriero | Turner Construction = Sports Yankee Stadium Project | Address.20 East 164th Street, Bronx, NY 10452 Cell.646.358.7312 | Office.718.293.8814 x13 | Fax.718.293.8891

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Chris Hill <chris.ira.hill@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 3:15 PM
dude  i just searched for it and found it  not hard bud... http://imkeithhernandez.com/

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Guerriero, James - (NYC) <jguerriero@tcco.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 3:16 PM
THANK YOU James Guerriero | Turner Construction = Sports Yankee Stadium Project | Address.20 East 164th Street, Bronx, NY 10452 Cell.646.358.7312 | Office.718.293.8814 x13 | Fax.718.293.8891

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Bryan Cox <bryancox0923@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 3:53 PM
James, thank you for being random and slightly crazy.  i'm looking forward to watching this tonight - it sounds awesome

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Cipriano, Paul C <Paul.C.Cipriano@erac.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 3:55 PM
It's tremendous Bry.  It even touches on his p0rn career.

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Chris Hill <chris.ira.hill@gmail.com> It is good, just watch out it does have nudity, can you look at nudity now on your computer now that you have a wife?	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Bryan Cox <bryancox0923@gmail.com>	Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 3:59 PM
I DIDN'T KNOW HE DID P0RN! I can't wait to watch this at home - he's the man

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Draft Critique

I had my first draft last night; PPR, had the ninth pick - feel free to rip apart:

Round: 1

** (9) Vinegar Strokes - Jamaal Charles RB

Round: 2

** (12) Vinegar Strokes - Aaron Rodgers QB

Round: 3

** (29) Vinegar Strokes - Larry Fitzgerald WR

Round: 4

** (32) Vinegar Strokes - Darren Sproles RB

Round: 5

** (49) Vinegar Strokes - Eric Decker WR

Round: 6

** (52) Vinegar Strokes - Ahmad Bradshaw RB

Round: 7

** (69) Vinegar Strokes - DeAngelo Williams RB

Round: 8

** (72) Vinegar Strokes - T.Y. Hilton WR

Round: 9

** (89) Vinegar Strokes - Emmanuel Sanders WR

Round: 10

** (92) Vinegar Strokes - Greg Olsen TE

Round: 11

** (109) Vinegar Strokes - Knowshon Moreno RB

Round: 12

** (112) Vinegar Strokes - Vincent Brown WR

Round: 13

** (129) Vinegar Strokes - Julian Edelman WR

Round: 14

** (132) Vinegar Strokes - Matt Bryant K

Round: 15

** (149) Vinegar Strokes - Buccaneers D/ST D/ST

Pictures from Sandwhichfest June 29, 2013

Stella was there!

How to post on the blog: a guide for morons

it's not that hard assholes...

and that is seriously all you have to do...

Sad.....

Weekend in review (pictures)

This is a new segment I am going to try to do every Monday of just pictures summarizing the weekend and other funny pictures I find.  Enjoy...

awwwwwww

Drunk vs. Stoned

Pretty amusing. Happy Friday

If we were wrestlers......

Unlike Bry, I have no one shooting daggers at me.  I am bored today and do not feel like working at all.

On the drive in, Evan Roberts was trying to match talk show host to what wrestler they may be so I am going to give it a stab with pictures only.. I don't feel like typing.

James - Earthquake



Sean - Big Boss Man



Paul - Ric Flair



Brown - Doink the Clown



Scott - Brock Lesner



Joe - Undertaker



Bry- Mr Perfect



Matt - Razor Ramon (im lost on this one im sorry)



Mintz - Hacksaw Jim Dugan



Hemrick - Sid Vicious



Hill - Brett Heart