Programming note: I'm home today and on a different computer that is sans 'snipping tool' so no screen caps. To make up for it, here's Toronto Mayor Rob Ford talking about eating pussy:
hill hunter 143.01 def The Holo What? 134.27
In what I'd refer to as a swing matchup, James came thru with a big win to put him at 5-6 and one game out of the playoffs. The loss drops Joe 4-7, despite breaking the 1600 point mark, more than the 5th, 6th, and 7th place teams. If you believe in karma, then Joe must've been Hitler in a previous life (which would explain the team name). First his parents, now fantasy football. You were either Hitler, or you murdered 26 children (but it was in self defense!). Anyway, sorry Joe. Maybe we shouldn't fly anywhere for your bachelor party...just sayin'. James now sits one game behind Mintz for 6th place thanks to Drew Brees.
Came-ron yo face! 173.75 def Mr. McGibblets 139.16
This was a game hill had to have to get back into contention for a bye. It was a big statement by Came-ron, putting up a score not seen since before the byes. He got a big week from Antonio Brown (30 pts), Matt Forte, and believe it or not, Mike Glennon. Did I mention this guy can make all the throws:
Bry couldn't wait to give Percy Harvin a try, and didn't believe he'd be limited. Well he was wrong and got only 6 points. Bry also didn't have Romo and started Sproles in his flex. Even VJax 32 points wasn't enough to overcome that. People playing the RB in the flex are now 5-98* all time in Sandwich Fest.
*-unofficial stat
Flames 186.36 def Red Headed Step Child 106.81
We all hate to see it, but Flames is on fire (gold Jerry, gold). As long as Stafford or Peyton Manning doesn't get hurt, Flames is the favorite to win it all. He is pretty much guaranteed a bye and is over 100 points better than the next closest team. Just goes to show you diversifying is for pussies. Mintz got tooled right in the asshole but still sits in 6th place. He loses the points tie break to just about everyone so he needs to win to hang on to 6th place. And wouldn't you know it, Mike plays James this week! Very intriguing matchup.
Balls Deep 161.42 def PromNite 109.20
Scott's team finally puts up an effort he can be proud of breaking the 160 points plateau. The point total helps him for tie breaks as he moves up to 6-5 and in 5th place. Scott also played a RB in the flex and got lucky with a big play from Rashard Jennings. The Nick Foles and Kendall Wright pickups might save his season and get him into the playoffs.
Brown's team is just pathetic But the good news is I found a good role for Brown to play if he ever wanted to get into TV: http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0331152/
Lacy In Your Facey 161.18 def The Tom Brady Show 142.15
This ends my season and sets up, as Hill and Bry said, the most pointless matchup in the history of fantasy football next week when I play Brown. For the record, I'm 5th in points. Sad face. AJ Green really killed me this week. so did the Houston D against some shit ass QB making his first start. What the fuck? Sean/Matt are barely paying attention but still are doing enough to stay in a playoff spot. Their roster is good enough that they should make it ahead of Scott and Mintz.
nicely done mr commish. im glad your spiteful nature will afford us continued recaps!
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